Otter Turns for His Mugshot
Via wwarby
Why do i have a tumblr, you ask?
I’m just a normal person, i don’t have any particular artistic talent nor am i someone who has any experience with blogging. BUT, i have been exposed to the world of tumblr in two ways.
ONE: I lurk deviantART, because i like to look at people’s art. Especially the fan art. Mostly the fan art. So when i started reading Homestuck i naturally started looking for fan art. I didn’t have to look very hard. I discovered the artwork of Emily Hu in this way. Also known as averyniceprince. I spent (and i know this probably sounds creepy) almost two straight days reading her tumblr from start to finish.
TWO: I know a girl in RL by the name of Brie. Okay, to say i know her is almost and overstatement seeing as i’ve only talked to her a total of two times in my entire life. But we’re facebook friends and from time to time i would see her Tumblr posts in my news feed. She always has something funny or interesting to say/reblog/whatever, and i enjoy looking at her blog every now and again (Her tumblr name is gacatail btw).
So, after being inspired by these two lovely ladies, i decided to make one of my own.
Not that anyone will ever read this, seeing as i have zero followers.
Ahhh I was looking at this answering of my questions thing and decided to click the link to the gacatail tag. I was completely just expecting people answering me and stuff, and that’s indeed what was there. And then there was this post. How did I not see this until now? Thank you very much; I don’t think anyone’s ever called me an inspiration before (although I don’t if I should be proud for inspiring someone to join such a time-waster as Tumblr). I appreciate it.
PokémonMinecraft. You’re some blocky person that punches trees made out of pixels and you kill dead people, spiders, and giant green penises that blow up
Dead Space. You’re an engineer, and your dead girlfriend is clingy and attacks you.
Shadow of the Colossus. You’re this little guy running around in this empty space looking for these giants to kill, just to revive your dead girlfriend lolz
Animal Crossing. The object is to pay off your debt by doing a bunch of favors for a bunch of ungrateful animals.
Mass Effect. You ride around in a space tank with poorly designed controls chasing after some dude and yelling at everyone about a giant machine race that no one believes exists.
Dragon Age: (Assuming Alistair romance, uses family figuratively where necessary) Be tragically ripped from the only family you’ve ever known in one of six unique origins. Drink a slow-acting poison to gain special powers that ultimately force your boyfriend/fiance to father a child on another woman, or else one of you dies a horrible death. Even if he fathers the child on the other woman, both of you will die a painful death in a few years due to the poison you drank after being taken from your family.
Dragon Age 2: A magical witch Dragon flies you from your devastated homeland to a City where everyone is crazy. You must gain their favour by doing menial tasks and killing waves of unimaginative enemies. Most of the people you love will die. You can either support the crazy blood wizard, or the crazy Stamford-prison-experiment anti-wizard. Either way, your hot crazy boyfriend will blow up the Church and lots of people will die.
Star Wars The Old Republic: Glitches. Everywhere.
League of Legends: solo queue summoner’s rift
Mass Effect 3: The endings.
Jak II: An angsty, green-haired elf and his loudmouth stupid furry friend try to save a world filled with overly long ears, glowing gasoline, asshats and colorful old people.
Fallout 3: Glitch your way through recycled textures!
team fortress 2: spend an unnecessary amount on hats while playing with dumbasses who don’t understand what team balance is, so 75% of your team is playing 22% of the total classes that there are.
Attempt to capture each of hundreds of magical animals by stuffing them into balls and making them beat each other up. You can never accomplish this unless you have money and/or friends.
His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti
sometimes I wonder why pokemon bothers having caves
has anyone ever entered a cave in pokemon and thought ‘yes, this is the best part of the game. this is everything i have ever wanted’.
the answer is no.
no one has ever thought that.
